A wife of geeky character who can find? She is worth far more than gold-pressed latinum.
Her husband has full confidence in her and lacks no season of Doctor Who.
She brings him buffs, not de-buffs, all the days of her life.
She grinds mats and rep and works with eager hands.
She is like Cyrano Jones, bringing her tribbles from afar.
She gets up while it is still dark; she provides food for her family and healing potions for her guildies.
She considers an expansion pack and buys it; out of her earnings she buys comic books.
She sets about her work vigorously; the Force is strong with her (but without the midichlorian thing).
She sees that following the Rules of Acquisition leads to profit, and her lava lamp does not go out at night.
In her hands she holds the bat’leth and grasps the tricorder with her fingers.
She opens her arms to the noobs and extends her hands to the nerdy.
When the Shadows return to Z’ha’dum, she has no fear for her crew, for she is allied with the First Ones.
She makes Starfleet uniforms; she is clothed in command red (TNG>TOS).
Her husband is respected at Comic-Con, where he takes his seat among the gamers.
She makes die-cast models and sell them, and supplies the comic shops with figurines.
She is clothed with the slave Leia metal bikini; she can laugh at the Days of Futures Past.
She speaks Buffyspeak, and she can kill you with her brain.
She watches every zombie film and does not eat the flesh of the living.
Her children arise and call her shiny; her husband also, and he praises her:
“Many women do noble things, but no power in the ‘verse can stop you.
Bow ties are cool, and the Star Wars prequels are awful; but a woman who boldly goes where no one has gone before is to be praised.
Give her the fourth pip she has earned, and let her works bring her praise on ‘teh interwebs'”.